…and poverty will come on you like a thief and scarcity like an armed man.
What happened to little Joey Hurkle who was found dead today, apparently from Old Age? This however warrants more than just a posting on the bulletin board in the obituary section; this warrants an investigation. Why? Joey was only eight years old!
Perhaps we have rested too long. A strange “pestilence” seems to be in our land. We don’t have much information at this point. Please keep your eyes open and report any information you may have on this incident, or any of the other oddities that are occurring, to one of our town’s faithful Knights.
Falton offers our sympathies to the Hurkle family.
Stryder — The Ever-Vigilant
I’m feeling an odd tickle in my throat… I’m sure it’s nothing.
That’s what Joey said the morning he passed!
…If we are going to rehash the “Grups and the Onlys” Star Trek episode (TOS) at the next LARP, Storymaster, we shall have to have words…
…Or the episode where the crew starts to age dramatically after exposure to exotic radiation…
Oh dear!
Oh my!
RIP little Joey Hurdle ♡
…Joey Hurkle ♡